I wear monkey socks that don't match my clothes and get annoyed when I'm supposed to coordinate.
I am so lazy I don't even do kegels.
I drive to my mailbox.
My toes are hairy.
Sometimes I am less than 100 pounds.
I wish I was not lazy.
I wish I exercised instead of blogged.
I wish I could kick someone's ass. No one in particular. Just anyone really.
I wish my husband got home before 10 on Mondays.
Sometimes I am afraid to have more kids.
Sometimes I am afraid to not have more kids.
I want my iPod to hold a damn charge.
I have not watched the Olympics. I just don't turn the TV on anymore.
My head is itchy.
I am convinced we're going to get encephalitis from the mosquito bites.
My MIL told me that and I am easily suggestible.
Sometimes I think my friends don't actually like me and it's all a big conspiracy. They're all in it together and I'm like Carrie.
I love that my kids sleep upstairs far away from me.
Sometimes I wish my dogs did too.
But most of the time I need my dogs near me.
I don't really like food. There are some foods I like but I don't like food in general.
It's not easy being me.
The grass is always greener.
My husband is finally home.
