Friday, February 20, 2009

What the hell man?

I have a lot of mom friends now. Some of them have more than one child. Some of them are pregnant. Some of them have more than one child AND are pregnant. Know what I've noticed?

I'm the only one that looks like crap!

What the hell man? I clearly cannot use the excuse of children and pregnancy since these people obviously know the secret. Even when I shower my hair is always back in a pony tail, makeup is a foreign word to me, up until a couple of hours ago my eyebrows were in serious need of some plucking. My skin is all blotchy. I repeat, I look like crap. 

Don't go saying "You're pregnant! You have 2 children!". Read my first paragraph again. There's one mom in particular, and my mom friends who read this will know who I am talking about, who is just a model. Tall, blonde. She has a 14 month old and is pregnant and the only way I can say this is She. Is. Hot. Hot. There is no other word. If you look up MILF in the dictionary, you will see her. I repeat, what the hell man?

There must be some secret I don't know. Something they are not telling me. I bet they're sacrificing chickens each morning. 

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Shinesalot said...

Those moms (the hot ones) spend time on their hair and make up. Souls like us, who do know know lip liner from eye liner, spend our time doing other things - maybe singing an extra song, or playing an extra game of facebook...still, we simply choose to spend our time differently.. I am right there, with ya, sister. I know those women who are hot and pregnant and have kids - I do wonder why I always look like crap...I could blame my mom who never taught me how to apply make up or shop for flattering clothes...but truth be told, I just wanted to spend my time differently (mostly reading). And now, we pay the price. Aaaahhh, to wasted youth!

Bridget said...

I think you are being too hard on yourself! I think natural is pretty. Pony tails and fresh faces without makeup are nice!
One thing I can't live without is lipgloss. It always makes me feel prettier and it kind of brightens up the face and it takes 2 seconds to put on!!

bookishbiker said...

I don't wear makeup or do my hair most days and don't even have plants to water. It's just a matter of choices, I think. That and the satanic rituals under the full moon, of course.

Jedi Mama said...

I don't really care all that much, or yes, I would get out of bed a lot earlier. I just have a lot of good looking mom friends now and it's irritating! ;-) And they're good moms who don't neglect their kids or have nannies or outside help. So I'm sticking to my sacrificing chickens theory. :-)

Bee said...

I would have to say that you must be blind... You're smokin'!